Actually, it IS Rocket Science

The oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

Oooh crap. Someone’s trying to make another comeback.  Someone’s rallying the troops.  And what diamond-cutting-laser-precise intelligence those troops share, collectively.

I tried to embed the video with no such luck, so if you’re feeling lazy you don’t have to click on the link, but seriously.  Click the link.


Highlights include:

:02- It’s Castro, BITCHES!  What?  Um. All right then- FUCK YEAH, BAY OF PIGS!!!!

:08- “Her bousti-air was like litten up and briiiieeeght.”

:26- Background In Striped Sweater- “What is this. What.  Am I on tv?  Over it.”

:30- Someone get these girls jobs on the The Onion A.V. review board, immediately.

:50- We very well could be witnessing Background In Glasses’ existential realization that he’s made some bad life choices and has just hit rock bottom.

1:05- “Britney’s back.  She’s been back in our eyes for a while…”

1:10- “She was never gone.”


Now go, be free, and feel better about your own intellect for the rest of the day.  You’re welcome.


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  1. Who the eff still likes Britney Spears (besides these douchebags)

    | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
  2. * Frank says:

    I am really glad that I decided to read your blog today, Ash. Because, it made me laugh out loud several times (being able to hear your voice reading the words in my head helps) and if I hadn’t laughed out loud several times I might have freaked out. Because you see, dear Ashlin, I was watching the first installment of Olivier Assayas’ Carlos. He’s French but don’t let that get in the way, it’s not about bored people fighting in their cramped, Parisian kitchens. Anyway, it is about Carlos the Jackal and it really made me anxious. Like grow a mustache, grab a dark toned turtle neck and leather jacket and attack a low-country embassy, nervous. So, yeah… obviously I needed the chuckles. Is turtleneck a compound word? Why yes it is!

    | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
    • Glad it offered you solace, Frank. It can be unsettling when addressing us Frogs with affinities for facial hair and terrorism. That’s before you even account for a style of clothing that Landsend has since overthrown and wields like a cotton-blend sword over we civilians. That’s some creepy stuff.

      | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
  3. * the handsome sailor says:

    i guess being the one brown gay man in alaska does strange things to a person.

    | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
    • Actually on the scale of every mic-holder on there, I found the least amount of fault with his- which made it all the more strange that he was even there given his cohort.

      | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
      • * the handsome sailor says:

        i totally agree, but the very rationality of his comments made his presence on that ship of fools even more inexplicable (except perhaps by virtue of the aforementioned combination of isolation and marginalization a la william hurt in altered states).

        Posted 7 years, 2 months ago
  4. * Sula says:


    | Reply Posted 7 years, 2 months ago

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